"I Can't Believe This is Really Happening"

This is not pregnancy related.

These were the words I just uttered at my office. Someone brought a trumpet to work today and has been playing it off and on all day.

How many people can say the same about their office? Jealous?

Oh wait, everyone just clapped. It was a good song I guess.

The Worst Commercials Ever

I cannot stand those new Comcast commercials where there is one person who speaks like a normal human being and another person who opens their mouth only to have random songs come out. And all the songs contain the lyrics 'more more more.'

I hate them I hate them I hate them.